for those who know, i’ve got a friend colleague who was nominated in Cleo’s “Top 50 Eligible Bachelors”. Cleo’s really not blind, you know. They chose alot of dashing guys but probably nothing more than that. lol. i can confirm that it’s rather superficial. the fella’s handsome, fit, has a nice body but the sad thing behind all that is – he’s 100% fucker la.

10 Things that he did which he’d wish Cleo never knew:

1. He’s late for work everyday. It’s really everyday.

2. He has this ability to turn “invisible” when he is needed to do work.

3. He likes LSBs, a.k.a. “Lup Sup Bar”.

4. He smokes but will never buy his own cigarettes. it’s always, “Eh, spare me one leh.” He does buy them, for the 2 days after his pay day. after that, nothing.

5. He has a very high friend/relative/whatever is hospitalized and i have to go visit rate. Accidents seem to happen to him alot.

6. Don’t expect the tasks you assign to him to be done. Highly unreliable.

7. We used to share cabs when we go home. He hasn’t paid for a single trip since i knew him half a yr ago.

8. He carries a coin pouch so that he has the excuse, “Eh, I never bring enough money, help me pay first.” And that’s about it. He never returns.

9. He has very poor appraisal on his performance among his peers coz his just a fucking slacker.

10. Obviously, he’s probably the least eligible person on earth. Just a leech perhaps.

Conclusion:
That fella should be quite rich now, with the “frugal” lifestyle that he is living, by making others pay for him. But frankly, he seems to just squander his money all the time at dunno what.

Cleo, this is your bachelor. Seriously, having a bunch of Aunties trying to look cool on your editorial teams does have it’s shortfalls. You’re just looking for meat in the wrong places. The wrong quality as well. So, you might probably want to have a few decent males on your team.

The world knows that I am a soldier in my country. The bachelor as well. So, it’s draining my passion to know that i’m working alongside such scum. It’s disappointing for you to know that, your peace is on his hands. lol.

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Comments ( 2 )

Hahahahha!! didnt know u can bitch so well !! ;P

Jas sing added these pithy words on Apr 20 07 at 4:26 pm

Well, sometimes i gotta let the steam out, right?

Verdy Yong added these pithy words on Apr 21 07 at 8:33 pm

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